Goddess of Mischief
Sarah June || 22 || pansexual || cis || she/her
Costume maker, chef, writer, cosplayer, lover of nerd things.
Disney, Harry Potter, Marvel, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Hobbit/LotR, Hannibal, Frankenstein, Starkid, Scott Pilgrim, Pacific Rim.
humans kneeling
I Am A God
In the end you will always kneel
tags → #Ferguson 

Fill so your followers can get to know you

State your name: Sarah June
State the name that your parents almost named you: Samuel (I was supposed to be a boy)
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My aunt.
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Im sure.
Do people praise you for your looks? No
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Black
Do you work out every week? I usually swim, if that counts?
Do you like your smile? No my teeth are super crooked and yellowish even though I brush them constantly.
Do you like your eyes? Sure
Do you think you are pretty? I think it depends on the day. Generally no.
How much money is in your account? $16
Do you want kids? Yes
What does your backpack look like: The one I use most often is actually my purse and its a faux leather thing. My school backpacks though, one is black with silver stars, and one is tie dye.
What celebrity do you think is attractive? oh dear…. the list is pretty long. I guess Tom Hiddleston is at the top?
Last movie you saw in theaters: Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: yittk)

peachtml:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS
theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win
yerthebadwolfmari:

iwhoshouldhavebeenking:

Hermann Gottlieb in the house. 

SCREAMS AT YOU

DONT SCREAM.
Hermann Gottlieb in the house. 
Oh yeah my computer has a webcam… 

OBLIGATORY ‘AUS I REALLY WANT’ POST

tinytmas:

moyaofthemist:

frostlawyer:

frostlawyer:

  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • DOCTORS AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

is it okay if I add some

  • met at a ren faire AU
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
  • got locked out of dorm room AU
  • camping in the same area AU
  • hurricane during a beach trip AU
  • met at a card game competition AU
  • kids go to the same school AU
  • little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
  • got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU
  • cosplayed as the same character AU

hello yes here’s more

  • snowed in AU
  • lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
  • fighting a squirrel AU
  • finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
  • asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU
  • spy AU
  • con artists AU
  • grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU
  • war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
  • scared of flying AU
  • x-men with powers of fire and ice AU
  • your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU
  • photograper/actor AU
  • repairman AU
  • strip club AU
  • surfer AU
  • private security AU

(Source: aroharveyspecter)